Santa’s Lost His Mojo
By Jeremy Lister
By Charles Schelle
December 25, 2012
This swanky tune sings about the follies of Santa’s sex life: “Old St. Nick lost his mind. He’s down in Mexico drinking tequila and wine.”
Despite that tease, the song is innocent, clean and has a hook to it.
Time to pull the jolly fat guy out of the dumps and regain his mojo. Mrs. Claus, the world needs you now more ever. Just a peck on the cheek and maybe something extra in his stocking to “make Kringle back to feeling jolly” or else Christmas will never be the same.
Even Santa needs a little loving.